slug420
04-10-2005, 07:42 PM
ok
so you take the door panels off and there are sheets of plastic in there stuck with this black (pukey) scourge of the planet absolutely malicious version of nikelodeon gak.
first:
if you can rip the plastic off hard and fast the black death will stick to the plastic and come right off the door, but the minute you pause or slow down your tear it will start to just stretch and goop and shit all over the place and stick to your car, clothes, skin, tools, *.*
second:
as you will invariably fail at removing it all in one clean swoop (chair) , an excellent method for damage control is using home depot paint stirrers (YES THEY HAVE TO BE HOME DEPOT OTHERWISE THEY WONT WORK AT ALL BECAUSE DOi3noefwngln4l3)
when the black shit droops down and sticks it is only stuck very lightly but if you try to scrape it off or wipe it off it will just get spread out and stick more and get everyfuckingthing black all over the everywhere (ghey) .
So take the paint stirrer and very gently touch it to the bottom of the long string that stretched out and dripped, then just spin the stirrer and move towards the main glob of ass rolling it onto the end of the stirrer on the way. Even when you are right on top of the main glob, you cant pull away or it will just stretch and droop again so just keep it right up almost touching the main glob and spin it until it breaks off on its own. While doing this you can usually spin in other strands that dripped down and clean a lot up at once. once you have black shit on the end of the stirrer you can simply touch it to small spots of black crap that have dripped down and it will pickt hem up without sticking or leaving any behind (like putty)
third:
since you are guaranteed to make a complete mess of everything since this is the worst substance on the surface of the planet, get brake cleaner. it cleans this off of your car and your skin (always a good thing). But dont try to use brake cleaner to wipe off places where there are globs because it will just smear and run and the fglob will get no smaller
fourth:
dont even fucking try to get the remaining globs off. (no) dont do it, it will overcome you and your spouse or in the case of most forum members, parents, will find you in the garage the following morning completely encased in black shit begging for death (help). The best technique is to just use pieces of dynamat (why the hell else are you taking these plastic things off in the first place) and covering the globs up with it.
enjoy.....ffukcing blackshitdoe3mmek
(piss)
so you take the door panels off and there are sheets of plastic in there stuck with this black (pukey) scourge of the planet absolutely malicious version of nikelodeon gak.
first:
if you can rip the plastic off hard and fast the black death will stick to the plastic and come right off the door, but the minute you pause or slow down your tear it will start to just stretch and goop and shit all over the place and stick to your car, clothes, skin, tools, *.*
second:
as you will invariably fail at removing it all in one clean swoop (chair) , an excellent method for damage control is using home depot paint stirrers (YES THEY HAVE TO BE HOME DEPOT OTHERWISE THEY WONT WORK AT ALL BECAUSE DOi3noefwngln4l3)
when the black shit droops down and sticks it is only stuck very lightly but if you try to scrape it off or wipe it off it will just get spread out and stick more and get everyfuckingthing black all over the everywhere (ghey) .
So take the paint stirrer and very gently touch it to the bottom of the long string that stretched out and dripped, then just spin the stirrer and move towards the main glob of ass rolling it onto the end of the stirrer on the way. Even when you are right on top of the main glob, you cant pull away or it will just stretch and droop again so just keep it right up almost touching the main glob and spin it until it breaks off on its own. While doing this you can usually spin in other strands that dripped down and clean a lot up at once. once you have black shit on the end of the stirrer you can simply touch it to small spots of black crap that have dripped down and it will pickt hem up without sticking or leaving any behind (like putty)
third:
since you are guaranteed to make a complete mess of everything since this is the worst substance on the surface of the planet, get brake cleaner. it cleans this off of your car and your skin (always a good thing). But dont try to use brake cleaner to wipe off places where there are globs because it will just smear and run and the fglob will get no smaller
fourth:
dont even fucking try to get the remaining globs off. (no) dont do it, it will overcome you and your spouse or in the case of most forum members, parents, will find you in the garage the following morning completely encased in black shit begging for death (help). The best technique is to just use pieces of dynamat (why the hell else are you taking these plastic things off in the first place) and covering the globs up with it.
enjoy.....ffukcing blackshitdoe3mmek
(piss)