Funny nitrous quote

[Matthew]

Having nitrous is like dating a hot girl w/ an STD. You can hit it anytime you want, buy youre afraid of what will happen afterwards.

[ForceFed]

That is just flat out wrong!

LOL
Matt

[Prodigy]

hahaha. got any more?

[MP3skaterNC]

just go steal them from real type r on honda-tech lol.

[Matthew]

someone on another forum had that in their sig so i dont have anymore :)

[Pretzellogic]

(lol)

Yeah. If going FI makes one rather paranoid, using NO2 would turn one into a tinfoil hat-wearing mentally unstable man wearing a sweater made of bratwurst.

[P54DRIDE]

hahaha. i thought it went another way though.
"Nitrous is like a hot girl with an STD. You know you want to hit, but you're afraid of the consequences."
Something like that. I don't know. *shrugs*

[AFaceInTheCrowd]

i like nitrous... why is it considered cheater anyways??? is it because, it's not "real" hp? and wtf is "fake" hp then? i always fuckin hear that arguement about it.

[JOS3]

Use Teh Naaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwzzzz

[aftershock63]

that is funny that is real funny unless of course you are that hot girl

I have a venom system so I can't say much.

[speedhawaii]

heard that but its such a good one

[n2o99civicsi]

how about "If you use nitrous like Helen Keller would, then you deserve a blown motor."